I’m waiting for the day when we live in a postmodern society, and my addiction to internet kiddie porn will be accepted in the name of embracing the multiplicity of identities.

–Anon.

So here’s the scoop:  Anyone remember the Anthrax attacks of 2001?  The ones that happened the week after 9/11 and mailed by Saddam Hussein and Hitler?  Well, turns out that they were actually sent by a US Bio-Weapons researcher that committed suicide on Tuesday, before the Justice Department could indict him.

Now, I don’t mean to go all tin-foil hat on this one, but seriously?  The weird part is that no one is even trying to explain why this guy would send those letters in the first place!  Nevermind the doubt that should be cast on the people working in our bio-weapons programs!  Next thing you know, we’re all going to be fighting off the living dead that have escaped from some government research lab, where jimmy the janitor accidentally coats his pizza with ‘zombie-virus’ mislabeled as Parmesan cheese.  It would actually go a lot like this.

Follow this to be freaked out more by the Bush Administration